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THeEthan's Medals
Total Medals Earned: 84 (From
25 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 1,600 Points
Alkie Kong 2
Rick Rolled
5 Points
View the entire end-game movie.
Six Pack
5 Points
Find 6 bottles.
Worship the Mighty
Unlocked 11/27/09
5 Points View the high scores.
5 Points View the high scores.
Great Listener
Unlocked 8/15/09
10 Points Do not skip any of Max's speeches.
10 Points Do not skip any of Max's speeches.
Beerbot Smash
25 Points
Beat Alkie Kong without taking damage on Stage 15.
Boxed Up
25 Points
Beat Alkie Kong without taking damage on Stage 12.
Code Breaker
25 Points
Enter the super secret level code.
Great Defender
25 Points
Beat Alkie Kong without taking damage on Stage 3.
Half Case
25 Points
Find 12 Bottles.
Switch Off
25 Points
Beat Alkie Kong without taking damage on Stage 9.
Vertigo
25 Points
Beat Alkie Kong without taking damage on Stage 6.
Bat Crazy
50 Points
Beat the game on any mode without hurting any bats.
Full Case
50 Points
Find 24 bottles.
Olympian
50 Points
Beat the game without dying on normal mode.
Survivalist
50 Points
Beat the game without dying on easy mode.
Drunken Deity
100 Points
Beat the game without dying on brutal mode.
Medals Earned: 2/16 (15/500 points)
Armed Prophet
Alien Juice
10 Points
Get killed by an alien.
Robot Fuel
Unlocked 11/25/09
10 Points Get killed by a robot.
10 Points Get killed by a robot.
Zombie Meat
Unlocked 11/25/09
10 Points Get killed by a zombie.
10 Points Get killed by a zombie.
Alcoholic
25 Points
Play through a stage consuming nothing but beer.
Anorexic
25 Points
Play through a stage without eating or drinking.
Armed Prophet
25 Points
Unlock all weapons.
Chairman
25 Points
Get the chair all the way to ZOMG.
Classic Hero
25 Points
Play through every stage.
Hand it Over
25 Points
Kill Zomboss.
Kill Smiley
25 Points
Kill Smileborg
Skull
25 Points
Get the skull all the way to Zomboss.
The Freeman
25 Points
Play through every stage in one go using the crowbar.
ZOMG!!!1
25 Points
Kill ZOMG
Handy Man
50 Points
Kill Zomboss with his own arm.
Illegal Alien
50 Points
Kill ZOMG with the Alienator.
Smiley Hater
50 Points
Kill Smileborg with the Cyber Blade T47.
Testosterowned
50 Points
Play through a stage on real man difficulty.
Medals Earned: 2/17 (20/480 points)
Castle Crashing the Beard
Whiskered Away
Unlocked 11/26/09
5 Points Level Up once.
5 Points Level Up once.
Fabulous!
25 Points
Reach the maxed out level.
Graven Image
25 Points
Win without hitting a gravestone.
Power Razor
25 Points
Win without losing a life.
The Fast and the Furriest
25 Points
Defeat The Beard in less than 4 minutes (8160 frames)
Beat to a Fulp
50 Points
Defeat The Beard
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/155 points)
Cave of Wonders
Black Coffin
Unlocked 11/26/09
10 Points Die before beating Luis.
10 Points Die before beating Luis.
Rude awakening
Unlocked 11/26/09
10 Points Defeat Luis' 1st form.
10 Points Defeat Luis' 1st form.
Tighty whitey power
Unlocked 11/26/09
10 Points Defeat Luis' 2nd form.
10 Points Defeat Luis' 2nd form.
Abyss-mal
Unlocked 11/26/09
25 Points Find the 2nd alternate ending.
25 Points Find the 2nd alternate ending.
Grape Crush
25 Points
Find the 1st alternate ending.
Stack the deck
Unlocked 11/26/09
25 Points Defeat Luis' 3rd form.
25 Points Defeat Luis' 3rd form.
Flee powder
50 Points
Escape the cave.
Lou Lou Zoom
50 Points
Beat the game in under 200 seconds.
Real Ultimate Power
100 Points
Complete all other achievements!
Secret Medal
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Medals Earned: 5/10 (80/315 points)
D-Day Defender
First Blood
Unlocked 12/17/09
10 Points Kill your first enemy.
10 Points Kill your first enemy.
Game Over
Unlocked 12/17/09
10 Points Let history take its course.
10 Points Let history take its course.
Having a Blast
Unlocked 12/17/09
10 Points Launch your first mortar strike.
10 Points Launch your first mortar strike.
Movie Fan
10 Points
Don't skip any of the in-game cutscenes.
Pacifist
Unlocked 12/17/09
10 Points Die without killing a single enemy.
10 Points Die without killing a single enemy.
Cannon Fodder
Unlocked 12/17/09
25 Points Kill 100 footsoldiers.
25 Points Kill 100 footsoldiers.
Collateral
Unlocked 12/17/09
25 Points Take out least 5 enemies with one explosion.
25 Points Take out least 5 enemies with one explosion.
FLAK Expert
25 Points
Shoot down 6 enemy airplanes.
Panzerschreck
25 Points
Destroy 6 tanks.
Getting the Hang of it
Unlocked 12/17/09
50 Points Stay alive for 50 hours.
50 Points Stay alive for 50 hours.
Hang in There
Unlocked 12/17/09
50 Points Regain your health after nearly dying.
50 Points Regain your health after nearly dying.
Massacre
50 Points
Destroy 500 enemies.
Get Out More
100 Points
Survive for 250 hours.
Master Tactician
100 Points
Chain 4 explosions.
Medals Earned: 8/14 (190/500 points)
Dadgame
Guardians
Unlocked 11/27/09
5 Points Defeat the Footie Twins
5 Points Defeat the Footie Twins
Heavy Weapons
Unlocked 11/27/09
5 Points Defeat Battbot
5 Points Defeat Battbot
Monkey Biz
Unlocked 11/27/09
5 Points Defeat Ootkey
5 Points Defeat Ootkey
Bad Transit
Unlocked 11/27/09
10 Points Defeat TRN-1
10 Points Defeat TRN-1
Freeroes
25 Points
Get Secret Ending
Kaminari Ninja
25 Points
Defeat Raijinmaru
Patricide
25 Points
Defeat creator of Dadgame
Story Easy
Unlocked 11/27/09
25 Points Beat Story Mode on Easy, Normal, or Hard
25 Points Beat Story Mode on Easy, Normal, or Hard
Story Hard
25 Points
Beat Story Mode on Hard
Story Normal
Unlocked 11/27/09
25 Points Beat Story Mode on Normal or Hard
25 Points Beat Story Mode on Normal or Hard
WSW Tribute
Unlocked 11/27/09
25 Points Defeat Final Weapon
25 Points Defeat Final Weapon
Cheating Death
50 Points
Defeat Mecha-Death
Debugger
50 Points
Defeat Phantom
Presto!
50 Points
Beat Boss Battles on HARD
Tower Offender
50 Points
Beat Tower of Destiny on HARD
Dadgamer
100 Points
100% Completion
Medals Earned: 7/16 (100/500 points)
Domo-Kun Angry Smashfest!
Patience
Unlocked 11/27/09
5 Points Sit through the long-ass intro.
5 Points Sit through the long-ass intro.
Backstory
10 Points
Discover the backstory.
Dance Party
10 Points
Get invited to the dance party!
Domo Hunt
10 Points
Find the hidden game.
Fat Bastard
10 Points
Bring out the fat man.
Giant Crab Battle
10 Points
Encounter the (kinda) giant crab.
Gojira
10 Points
Make a new friend!
Squigly Fish
10 Points
Find the Squigly Fish!
The Boy
10 Points
Dispense of the boy.
The Girl
10 Points
Dispense of the girl.
Dragonslayer
25 Points
Slay the dragon without getting hurt!
Zero Vengeance
25 Points
Beat level one without getting hurt.
A Smasher is You
50 Points
Win the game!
Dongle
50 Points
You'll know it when you see it!
Fast Smash
50 Points
Smash the car in 20 seconds or less.
Penguin Popper
50 Points
Destroy 90 Penguins.
Three Eddies
50 Points
Bring at least three Eddies to battle!
Secret Medal
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Secret Medal
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Medals Earned: 1/19 (5/430 points)
Doom Triple Pack
Cockadoodledoo
10 Points
Heretic: Turn an enemy into a chicken.
Find Some Meat
10 Points
Doom: Get the chainsaw.
E1M9
25 Points
Doom: Find the secret Military Base level.
The Graveyard
25 Points
Heretic: Find the secret level.
Blasphemer
50 Points
Heretic: Beat the first episode.
Master Cleric
50 Points
Hexen: Beat the demo using the cleric.
Master Fighter
50 Points
Hexen: Beat the demo using the fighter.
Master Mage
50 Points
Hexen: Beat the demo using the mage.
Where's Episode 2?
Unlocked 11/26/09
50 Points Doom: Complete the first episode of Doom.
50 Points Doom: Complete the first episode of Doom.
Medals Earned: 1/9 (50/320 points)
Human Centipede: The Game
Reading Rainbow
Unlocked 5/24/10
5 Points Read through all of the intro and instructions text
5 Points Read through all of the intro and instructions text
Grave Damage
10 Points
Destroy 100 tombstones
Hop A Cop
10 Points
Bypass a cop by moving over him
Nice Aim
25 Points
Destroy 10 dropping needles or scalpels
Raise The Roofie
25 Points
collect 3 roofies in a single level
Speedy Pedey
25 Points
Destroy 5 of the fastest respawned centipedes in a single level
Antivenom
50 Points
Destroy 20 tombstones altered by cop cars
Donut Break
50 Points
Stop a cop car before it makes contact with a tombstone
Pede Gatherer
50 Points
Achieve 50,000 points
Cop Killa
100 Points
Destroy 10 cops for their maximum 900 point value
Pede Master
100 Points
Achieve 100,000 points
Secret Medal
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Secret Medal
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Medals Earned: 1/13 (5/550 points)
Larry And The Gnomes
AAAARRG!!
Unlocked 6/28/10
5 Points Kill 10 Gnomes while enraged
5 Points Kill 10 Gnomes while enraged
Destruction
Unlocked 6/28/10
5 Points Kill over 50 Gnomes
5 Points Kill over 50 Gnomes
Meet the Mage Master
Unlocked 6/28/10
5 Points Fight the Boss in ACT I
5 Points Fight the Boss in ACT I
Warm Up
Unlocked 6/28/10
5 Points Complete the Tutorial Level
5 Points Complete the Tutorial Level
Accidental Archeologist
10 Points
Discover ancient Skull Statues
ACT I
10 Points
Complete Act I
Power Kill
Unlocked 6/28/10
10 Points Kill a Gnome in one hit
10 Points Kill a Gnome in one hit
ACT II
25 Points
Complete Act II
Bash the Boar
25 Points
Fight the Boss in ACT II
Blood Lust
25 Points
Sever 20 Gnome heads in a row
Decapitation Retaliation
25 Points
Kill an entire Level of Gnomes with the heads of other Gnomes
Mass Destruction
25 Points
Kill over 100 Gnomes
ACT III
50 Points
Complete Act III
Fight the Freak
50 Points
Fight the Boss in ACT III
Mitten Hand Ninja
50 Points
Kill an entire level of Gnomes with nothing but your bare hands
ACT IV
100 Points
Complete the Game!
Battle of the Gnome King
100 Points
Fight the Gnome King!
Convenience Mining
100 Points
Collect 15 Precious Gems
Sword Connoisseur
100 Points
Find all of the 8 hidden Cameo Swords
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Secret Medal
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Secret Medal
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Secret Medal
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Medals Earned: 5/27 (30/1,000 points)